Our first foray into infant illness started awesomely enough.
We woke up to the sounds of the alarm beeping and realized that, for the first time in her life, our baby had slept through the night. We were ecstatic.
I knew I would have a perfect family. I work hard at everything I do, harder than most, I know that. It works for me. Work hard, get results. That method has always given me what I wanted most in life. Why wouldn’t it continue to?
It’s a long-standing joke that before you have kids, you know it all. You will be the “perfect” parent. You hold ridiculously high standards that you figure any self-respecting adult should be able to meet, such as always finding matching shoes for your toddler, and cleaning the tomato sauce from their faces before taking family pictures.
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